Here’s the spam message that managed to get through Spam Assassin and the Gmail spam filter.
If you’re going to spam me, please, please, please use proper English! (it’s a pet peeve of mine).
Re- Bequest Beneficiary
Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf of the
Trustees and Executors of the Estate of our late
client (Eng. Van der Leachmann),We wish to notify you that you have been
subscribed as the beneficiary to the total sum of
U.S$5,100,000(Five Million One hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
representing the pecuniary estate of the said
Late Eng. van der Leachmann died on the 13th day of December, 2006 aged 81
years and his WILL is now ready for execution. We
reckoned that you are qualified by your name identity as bequeathed in the
codicil and last testament to his WILL.
If I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as
possible to enable me conclude my job of this WILL
execution.You are advised to contact me with my official email address:
Yours in service,
Barrister Patrick von Hessler