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This is for all the nerds out there.
Jones Soda, always looking for a market to corner, has a new line of Limited Edition Dungeons and Dragons Jones Soda.
Now, I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons, as far as I’m concerned, Dungeons and Dragons is an 80’s cartoon 🙂 I know a little about it though and I know quite a few people who play the game.
Named “Spellcasting Soda” the line has flavors with names that will be familiar to those who play Dungeons and Dragons:
I haven’t tried the line but this is how I can imagine it being
Potion of healing – I can imagine this being some fruity, berry drink, something terribly good for you.
Sneak Attack – possibly a bland drink with a sudden, sharp aftertaste.
Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer – Bigby? I don’t think I’d trust anyone with the name ‘Bigby’, especially if they’re offering me a drink called a “Thirst destroyer”. I dread to think of the way I might never be thirsty again.
Dwarven Draught – sounds like a root beer of sorts. It would have to have a mean taste though, some sort of a bite. Of course everyone knows that this is how the Dwarven folk like their drinks.
Illithid Brain Juice – would have to be a bright blue. Something sharp and tingly maybe.
Have you tried any of the D&D Wizards Drinks? Let me know what you think of them.
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